- beanies. (worn on top of head, and on back)
- baseball caps. (worn sideways on occasion)
- sunglasses. (aviators or big lensed)
- clean cut faces. (beards and mustaches = gross)
- necklaces. (dog tags and peace signs are a personal favorite)
- ctr rings. :)
- collared, button down shirts. (plaid, pin stripes, short and long sleeved)
- sweaters. (striped, argyle, whatevs)
- collared, button down shirt + sweater.
- suit jackets. (worn with casual tee and jeans)
- sweater vests. (worn with collared shirt, or not)
- man scarves. (as ismael would say)
- ties. (worn with collared, button down shirts)
- suspenders. (worn with church attire)
- not-too-loose, not-too-tight jeans. (levi's brand is the way to go)
- dress pants. (worn with collared, button down shirt and maybe even a tie)
- tan, white, plaid or jean shorts. (occasionally worn with long tube socks and vans eras)
- brightly colored pants. (can you say love you long time?)
- man capris. (cut off)
- jeans rolled up to floods. (best of worn with vans eras)
- colored, patterned socks. (striped, argyle)
- low-top chucks. (converse)
- moccasins. (colored and plain)
- fag bags. (messenger bags)
Don'ts:
- longer hair than your girlfriend.
- dreadlocks.
- beards, mustaches.
- unruly eyebrows.
- make up. (that's your girlfriend's job, just for funsies)
- nerd glasses.
- tees with store name on them.
- tees from a souvineer shop.
- button down shirts with the top few buttons unbuttoned. (only first, please.)
- hoodies with words on them.
- "how to" shirts.
- belly shirts. (i like them long enough so i don't have to look at your undies)
- polos. (the only exception is volcom polos)
- any kind of pants that are too loose.
- any kind of pants that are too tight. (skinny jeans: out, straight jeans: in)
- pants worn above the butt. (sorry, but you need to sag them just a little)
- pants worn below the half-butt mark. (perfect height: 3/4 up the butt)
- real floods. (if you're going to wear them, roll them up so it looks like you did it on purpose)
- flared pants. (*shutters*)
- any kind of pants that are too long that you have to roll them up for them to fit you well.
- gansta pants. (graffiti on your pants? no)
- gym shorts. (save them for when you're working out.)
- pajama pants. (are for sleeping)
- running shoes. (see gym shorts)
- skater shoes. (that should be a crime)
- tan rapper boots.
- fake chucks.
- girl uggs.
I've come to the conclusion that I want a boyfriend who would wear church attire to school just because he feels like it. First, it would convey his sense of style, which is totally attractive, and second, dressed up men show a lot of class, which is also very attractive.
Also, I didn't put this on a list because I wasn't sure which one to put it under, but I would love a guy who would wear booty shorts as a joke, just to be funny. Or even as a bet. Maybe a run around the block in them? Yeah, that would be my future boyfriend.
And one more thing, a guy who lets their girlfriend do their hair and nails and make-up every now and then shows pure guts. I want a boyfriend like that. Plus, it's fun!
Oh, future boyfriend, where art thou?
Sooo... you basically just described this kid in my ward Stephen, especially the part about the booty shorts. HAHA
ReplyDeleteHe's an interesting kid, who describes his style as, "awkward".
He makes me laugh though, so that's great.
Wow, I'm more of a don'ter than a doer, LOL!
ReplyDeleteHaha, Celeste, not I want to meet this kid. Good going. :D
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